brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up�
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
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