Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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