Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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