so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
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