what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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