Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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