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Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
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