Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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