this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
jump out the window naked night went bad
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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