I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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