so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
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