Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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