Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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