You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
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