nut hugger
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
of course. lets lasso hookers.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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