"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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