is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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