i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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