your room smells of hookers.
And success
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
My vagina just recognized that song.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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