I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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