I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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