I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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