ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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