thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
Come see our sink grown plant.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
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