what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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