I used to practice getting hit by cars.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
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