Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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