All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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