I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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