so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
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