I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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