so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
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