If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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