The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
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