Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
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