playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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