How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
Every concussion has its silver lining
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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