wakey wakey hands off snakey
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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