What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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