My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
Drunk is a universal language darling
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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