shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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