that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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