Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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