I'm not looking forward to the waking up early part. Or actually the wedding part. Or the reception part. But I am looking forward to the meaningless sex with some random guy I meet at the reception part.
you guys were way drunker than both of me
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
Randomize
