its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
I'm bleeding and have questions
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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