would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
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