He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
Randomize
