I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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