And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
I need a beard to bite.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
So. Much. Porn.
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