Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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