I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
Randomize
