I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
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