Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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