i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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