ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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