Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
What changed your mind?
Being sober
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
jump out the window naked night went bad
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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